Kick ass Ford Taurus! [Archive] - ProbeTalk.com Forums

TheProbeKid

April 3rd, 2001, 06:42 PM

On 2001-04-04 00:41, Snorb93GT wrote:
"Kick ass Ford Taurus" is an oxymoron.

Not really... I know many an SHO that will light up a PGT.

Snorb93GT

April 3rd, 2001, 06:45 PM

On 2001-04-04 00:42, TheProbeKid wrote:

Not really... I know many an SHO that will light up a PGT.

Well, yes...but they're still ugly.

SilverSpy0

April 3rd, 2001, 06:50 PM

On 2001-04-04 00:45, Snorb93GT wrote:

...but they're still ugly.

:tdown:
Hey, don't be doin that, that's like ripping on your big brother. What comes around goes around...

L|qUiD

April 3rd, 2001, 06:50 PM

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Snorb93GT

April 3rd, 2001, 06:54 PM

On 2001-04-04 00:50, SilverSpy0 wrote:
:tdown:
Hey, don't be doin that, that's like ripping on your big brother. What comes around goes around...

And I care because....?

supergoat

April 3rd, 2001, 06:55 PM

HEY! this is supposed to be about the Taurus SHO-R yo!!!!

attack_mx6

April 3rd, 2001, 06:58 PM

if i ever consider a tarus my brother car i would rather die. the sho's have a nice motor but again its not a ford motor they have crap tranny' and crap everthing else its really fits the found on road dead theory

REDPGT

April 3rd, 2001, 07:30 PM

Yah who gives a [censored] if it's fast, ANY car can be fast, not every car can look good, that isn't my brother yo!

THE PROBE WAS ADOPTED INTO THE MAZDA FAMILY :grin:

Now, if you want to call the RX-7 my brother I'll GLADLY agree

PROBEation

April 3rd, 2001, 07:42 PM

looks stock to me!!!!

SilverSpy0

April 3rd, 2001, 07:48 PM

So guys, the motor makes the ENTIRE car? Since when? Takes a little more than that. Like it or not, the Taurus is a big brother of the Probe. Sorry.

supergoat

April 3rd, 2001, 07:51 PM

WHO CARES JUST CLICK THE DAMN LINK!!!!!

:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

REDPGT

April 3rd, 2001, 07:54 PM

On 2001-04-04 01:51, supergoat wrote:
WHO CARES JUST CLICK THE DAMN LINK!!!!!

:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

just did, and who cares, its uglier then my white hairy ass

Snorb93GT

April 3rd, 2001, 07:57 PM

On 2001-04-04 01:54, REDPGT wrote:

just did, and who cares, its uglier then my white hairy ass

What ass? :???:

knb13

April 3rd, 2001, 08:05 PM

yeah I would welcome the SHO as my brother anytime.

REDPGT

April 3rd, 2001, 08:06 PM

On 2001-04-04 01:57, Snorb93GT wrote:

On 2001-04-04 01:54, REDPGT wrote:

just did, and who cares, its uglier then my white hairy ass

What ass? :???:

tru tru, ok the one you cant see thats in my pants...somehwere :grin:

SilverSpy0

April 3rd, 2001, 08:24 PM

On 2001-04-04 02:05, knb13 wrote:
yeah I would welcome the SHO as my brother anytime.

Right on man! Thanks for the vote of support.
And by the way, I clicked the link, and I love it. A running Honda insult. We need some more car donors for that.

AaronD81

April 3rd, 2001, 10:19 PM

Posts never seem to stay on topic. Anyone I thought it was pretty amusing.

Vulcan Power

April 4th, 2001, 02:21 AM

They are dogging on the 3.0 yo!

Alaskan Assassin

April 4th, 2001, 03:48 AM

On 2001-04-04 01:57, Snorb93GT wrote:

On 2001-04-04 01:54, REDPGT wrote:

just did, and who cares, its uglier then my white hairy [censored]

What [censored]? :???:

What hair? Puberty is still a few years away for Kyle isn't it?

Pat_SOPOC

April 4th, 2001, 06:31 AM

HELL YEAH! They did the Foldgers can exhaust! That has to be good for at least 60 HP!

:lol:

dmark101

April 4th, 2001, 09:30 AM

On 2001-04-04 00:41, Snorb93GT wrote:
"Kick [censored] Ford Taurus" is an oxymoron.

no, i think the goat is a moron for taking the time to find something like this.

get a damned job goat! and i mean a good one!

tnovello

April 4th, 2001, 09:39 AM

:wtf:

supergoat

April 4th, 2001, 10:11 AM

On 2001-04-04 15:30, dmark101 wrote:

no, i think the goat is a moron for taking the time to find something like this.

get a damned job goat! and i mean a good one!

Joking or not. I'm getting pretty sick of this [censored]. If you have a problem with me for some unforseen reason....send me a private message. Please follow your rules keep this OFF THE BOARD!

Have a nice day. ;)
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Angel

April 4th, 2001, 10:42 AM

Ok boys, enough being mean to one another, it isn't funny anymore. Everyone just please get along. :smile:

QuimaxW

April 4th, 2001, 03:56 PM

That Taurus was just wrong!
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
WRONG!

Sportdriver2000

April 4th, 2001, 04:06 PM

My buddy has a SHO and to me it doesnt feel fast. my other friends PGT does. (but then again numbers dont lie). ok wher4e are the 0-60 and 1/4 mile times for a stock probe GT and a Taurus SHO?

probert

April 4th, 2001, 04:10 PM

I thought that was a joke when I first saw it, still think it is.............anyway, it has 4 doors. Yuck!

Hoser Dave

April 4th, 2001, 04:12 PM

Midgets are cool

the funny thing is that me and a buddy did this to an 88 Aries Wagon.
big 15" aluminum wheels from a Daytona and White lettered BFG's. $5.99 tint and when we ran out, black paint was used. Tons of perf stickers, A 4" chunk of tube steel for a tip, and even a hood scoop.

i love ricing out things that should never have been riced.

FWP!

April 4th, 2001, 04:50 PM

On 2001-04-04 15:30, dmark101 wrote:
On 2001-04-04 00:41, Snorb93GT wrote:
"Kick [censored] Ford Taurus" is an oxymoron.

no, i think the goat is a moron for taking the time to find something like this.

get a damned job goat! and i mean a good one!

Hey Daemon - not cool... not get any lately or what?

This is a hilarious post. It's gotta be the same guys that did all those stupid mods to those Beetles and the Mustang with the blue tinted saran wrap, lmao. And Ben, do NOT embarass yourself by saying that the taurus is our BIG brother!!! WTF!~?!? It's like our LITTLE SISTER DUMB ASS!!! It's a slow piece of crap, i hate the things. And I only have mild respect for the SHO, but it's still a SHLOW.

pgt2edt

April 4th, 2001, 04:59 PM

b*tch and moan b*tch and moan!!!! g's us :cry:st

Blk95PGT

April 4th, 2001, 04:59 PM

:wtf: a minute of my life wasted......

Incognito97GT

April 4th, 2001, 05:09 PM

ROFL

92PGL

October 14th, 2002, 04:38 PM

:lame:

blk94PGT

October 14th, 2002, 06:22 PM

where the hell did that come from?

ouch1011

October 19th, 2002, 06:04 PM

Insulting ricey hondas is fun, but this thread is getting pathetic. Do you realize that you are fighting about how fast a Taurus is? That's lame!! Tauruses weren't meant to be fast, they were meant to be family sedans.

The non-automatic SHOs are fast (89s are considerably faster than a stock PGT), and even the automatic shos are pretty quick. But, they are costly to maintain, and they have the classic Ford tranny issue.