Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New Yorkers!

don93pgt · December 20th, 2007, 07:15 AM

hee hee hee - a little humor ... from the North...

Jeff Foxworthy on "Upstate New Yorkers"

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 -- your going 80 -- and
everybody is passing you, you may live in upstate New York .

If you have switched from heat to AC and back again in the same day, you
may live in upstate New York .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to the end of May,
you could live in upstate New York !

If you install security lights to your house and garage, but leave both u
doors unlocked, you may live in upstate New York .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there; you may live in upstate New York .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without
flinching, you may live in upstate New York .

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
upstate New York .

If you have a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in upstate New York .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Albany for the weekend, you
may live in upstate New York .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in upstate New York .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in upstate New York .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in upstate New York .

If your kids Halloween costume is designed to fit over a snowsuit, you
may live in upstate New York .

If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with
snow, you may live in upstate New York .

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you may live in upstate New York .

If you have more miles on you snow blower than your car, you may live in
upstate New York .

If you find 10 degrees a " little chilly ", you may live in upstate New
York .

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
upstate New York friends and others, you definitely live in upstate New
York .

Badandy44 · December 20th, 2007, 12:21 PM

lol... so true

Domino81 · December 20th, 2007, 09:07 PM

Many of them are eerily true. I've seen that before, though. Good call.

GENESIS II · December 20th, 2007, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by don93pgt

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without
flinching, you may live in upstate New York .

SUV's rule!

Domino81 · December 20th, 2007, 10:54 PM

They give you a false sense of security.

SilverSpy0 · December 21st, 2007, 05:36 PM

Werd son. They all brake the same.

December 20th, 2007, 07:15 AM	#1
don93pgt Supercharged Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: newburgh new york Age: 37 Posts: 1,096 iTrader: (4)	Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New Yorkers! hee hee hee - a little humor ... from the North... Jeff Foxworthy on "Upstate New Yorkers" If the speed limit on the highway is 55 -- your going 80 -- and everybody is passing you, you may live in upstate New York . If you have switched from heat to AC and back again in the same day, you may live in upstate New York . If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to the end of May, you could live in upstate New York ! If you install security lights to your house and garage, but leave both u doors unlocked, you may live in upstate New York . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there; you may live in upstate New York . If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching, you may live in upstate New York . If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in upstate New York . If you have a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in upstate New York . If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Albany for the weekend, you may live in upstate New York . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in upstate New York . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in upstate New York . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in upstate New York . If your kids Halloween costume is designed to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in upstate New York . If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you may live in upstate New York . If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in upstate New York . If you have more miles on you snow blower than your car, you may live in upstate New York . If you find 10 degrees a " little chilly ", you may live in upstate New York . If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your upstate New York friends and others, you definitely live in upstate New York . __________________ 93 GT SUPERCHARGED ZE WITH SENSIE MOLDED KIT ,

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