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  • Ladies and Gentlemen. Kirk Porter.










    I'm obsessed.
    Hot Chowder - with Hoser Dave

  • #2
    Train Wreck Syndrome
    Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos ....
    What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

    Pearl '92 Audi //S4 GT3071R, running 27 psi
    Lava gray '14 Audi //SQ5, Chipwerke, 034 Intake Pipe
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    • #3
      Originally posted by FRCFD6



      Train Wreck Syndrome
      PWUAHAHAHAHAH!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hoser Dave









        I'm obsessed.
        You must have a shaving fetish.
        Hoser Dave: I like 'em hairless!

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        • #5
          What's funny is that when he visited me in Italy a few years back, everybody thought he was my cousin. So since then he's been called Cousin K but some of my co-workers.

          And my, what a cleanly shaven face he has.
          Mario Kovach 2005 Dodge Neon Mopar Stage 3 SRT-4
          USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Craftsman
          12.04 @ 116mph, 358whp/412ft/tq
          FPOC 2010 Calendar Model: Mr. December

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          • #6
            I like 'em hairless!
            Hot Chowder - with Hoser Dave

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            • #7
              SSgt Roger Osorio US Air Force
              09 BMW 135i 400+ HP
              94 PGT - ATX (parted out)

              My Albino Cow
              I heart box

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              • #8
                Dorkus McDarin in that last one..

                And as always, looks like a sausage fest.. Wee, I can't wait..

                Please for the love of all things holy, let this not turn into a West Coast Myrtle...

                We don't need that NPA! gooberness over here...


                (ohh, buuurrn)
                2014 BMW 328d Luxury Line- Mineral White/Saddle Brown Leather, Premium Package, Driver Assistance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, car seats inside

                2012 BMW X3 35i M Sport- Traded

                2003 BMW 330i ZHP- Alpine White/Natural Brown Montana Leather, Performance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, Certified Dinan Stage III, car seats inside

                2004 BMW 330i ZHP- Totaled

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                • #9
                  Dorkus McDarin in that last one..

                  And as always, looks like a sausage fest.. Wee, I can't wait..

                  Please for the love of all things holy, let this not turn into a West Coast Myrtle...

                  We don't need that NPA! gooberness over here...


                  (ohh, buuurrn)
                  2014 BMW 328d Luxury Line- Mineral White/Saddle Brown Leather, Premium Package, Driver Assistance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, car seats inside

                  2012 BMW X3 35i M Sport- Traded

                  2003 BMW 330i ZHP- Alpine White/Natural Brown Montana Leather, Performance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, Certified Dinan Stage III, car seats inside

                  2004 BMW 330i ZHP- Totaled

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                  • #10
                    That hat is classic.
                    Ross Evilsizor
                    92' Silver GL MTX 11/18/1991-8/3/2011
                    Major Meets: HH 2K5 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 BAMM 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 2K11 MM8 MM9 MMX PPMI Marriage Mayhem 2007 3M 08 Goat's Gettysburg 2010

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jon93PGT

                      Please for the love of all things holy, let this not turn into a West Coast Myrtle...
                      Don't worry. There wont be any guys chasing after ass they can't get like every other Myrtle.
                      Hot Chowder - with Hoser Dave

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hoser Dave
                        Don't worry. There wont be any guys chasing after ass they can't get like every other Myrtle.

                        I wouldn't worry about that anyway... This meet is a Probe club based meet.. There won't be any ass there...

                        At least none that isn't already claimed...
                        2014 BMW 328d Luxury Line- Mineral White/Saddle Brown Leather, Premium Package, Driver Assistance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, car seats inside

                        2012 BMW X3 35i M Sport- Traded

                        2003 BMW 330i ZHP- Alpine White/Natural Brown Montana Leather, Performance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, Certified Dinan Stage III, car seats inside

                        2004 BMW 330i ZHP- Totaled

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                        • #13
                          I'm sure a few calls to a bunny ranch could fix that for us.
                          Ross Evilsizor
                          92' Silver GL MTX 11/18/1991-8/3/2011
                          Major Meets: HH 2K5 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 BAMM 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 2K11 MM8 MM9 MMX PPMI Marriage Mayhem 2007 3M 08 Goat's Gettysburg 2010

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by jon93PGT
                            I wouldn't worry about that anyway... This meet is a Probe club based meet.. There won't be any ass there...
                            No clue how true this is these days, but back in the day... well, I heard stories, anyway. I was never a part of any of them.


                            Good lord do I hate how I look in pictures.
                            Kirk
                            PT member #5. Old skool.
                            2002 Honda CBR600F4i, 2004 Mazda 3S, 2008 Corvette Z51 Coupe, 2012 Acura TSX SE 6sp

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                            • #15
                              Yeah I know... MSD 2002... The infamous Dairy Queen girl...

                              "Wait... First we **** Brad... then we **** Jordan... then we **** Brad... then we hook Jordan up..."

                              aaaahhhhh the memories...
                              2014 BMW 328d Luxury Line- Mineral White/Saddle Brown Leather, Premium Package, Driver Assistance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, car seats inside

                              2012 BMW X3 35i M Sport- Traded

                              2003 BMW 330i ZHP- Alpine White/Natural Brown Montana Leather, Performance Package, Cold Weather Package, Navigation, Certified Dinan Stage III, car seats inside

                              2004 BMW 330i ZHP- Totaled

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