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    Fortune Cookie!!

    I just had me some chinese food for lunch. Opened up my cookie and it said "Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat"

    Hell Yah!
    I love to drive and I love my probe.

    Any other interesting fortune cookies?

    I had another say: "Among the Lucky, you are the choosen one" (between the sheets)
    1994 Base Black Probe-K&N Air & Oil Filter, Bra, White Stripes, Rebuilt Trans/Engine W Bosal Exhaust Header, NGK Sparkys, MSD Coil, & Performance Cat. 160,000 miles & still running!!!
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    from last night you are in for an enlightening experience ................................ in bed hahahahahah






    jc stacy
    Stacy 1994 Coral Mist Probe
    http://www.hazyglade.com
    http://members.cardomain.com/royalenchantress

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    • #3
      "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"


      "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"
      90 Mazda 323 - KLZE, fender-flared, right hand drive, 2350 lb fully loaded sex machine. || Pic Thread ||- SOLD
      93 PGT FRANKENPROBE - 10.24 @ 139.9 mph ||545 whp @ 20 psi || Timeslip || Dyno slip|| Build Thread - GONE
      97 GTS - Rear Wheel Drive KLZE, 6-speed, 3.90 Torsen LSD, 2650 lb, daily driver! - Build Thread - GONE
      90 Ghettocet KLiata - forever WIP

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      • #4
        Confusious say: "baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk"
        When sitting, just sit, when walking, just walk, above all don't wobble!

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        • #5
          off a hooters moist towelette from tonight ...

          a clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory...

          Hmmm all that beer?? hehe

          Stacy and JC
          Stacy 1994 Coral Mist Probe
          http://www.hazyglade.com
          http://members.cardomain.com/royalenchantress

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dan [Sac]
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            "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"
            I don't eat much chinese food, the last fortune cookie I had it said I was going to win lots of money. I'm still waiting
            HOSER BRAD

            88 10th Anniversary RX-7
            02 Explorer Limited
            The probe is gone but the memories remain.

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            • #7
              I eat at the Chinese restaurant next to my work all the time, so I had a shitload of fortunes but I can't remember them. Last one I got said "Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."

              [han solo]"there's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny..."[/han solo]

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              • #8
                "HELP ME! IM STUCK IN A FORTUNE COOKIE! (in bed )"
                NYPOC - Fo Shizzle
                Probetalks Lesbian Connoisseur
                Oh, you candy bitch!

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                • #9
                  man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger (in bed of course)
                  1994 PGT FOR SALE | 1995 PGT - Tangerine Frost

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