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  • #31
    Mickey and Mini mouse (I don't know why these names but it is so shut up) are driving down a road to go to a hotel for their honeymoon. BOOM...their car breaks down. They get a bit discouraged as it's their honeymoon so wanting to fix it they walk down the road to find a place to call someone. They see a farm house in the distance when all of a sudden it starts to down pour. They run to the house and ask the man politly if they could use the phone and says sure. They call and find out the tow truck won't be able to come till morning so the man offers them a spare room for the night. They accept but the man asks politly that it's a religious house so no sex. They get into bed and they both look at each other in disappointment being it's their honeymoon and no sex? They talk it out and think hows the guy gunna know? So they end up doing it. Morning comes...yay....they go down and get ready to leave when the farmer explains he heard them making noises and they must pay the consequences. He takes them out back and tells them to go pick 3 of their favorites fruit. Mickey and Mini look at each other with odd looks and leave to get their fav fruit. Mickey makes it back with 3 strawberries. The farmer tells them for the punishment their to stick all 3 up their ass. Mickey sighs and sticks teh first one up and think how odd this is. 2nd one...starts to giggle a tid bit. 3rd one he's rolling in tears laughing his ass off. The farmer asks why he's laughing when thi sis supposed to be torture. Mickey collects himself and finaly is able to tell the farmer how mini is out picking watermelons.

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    Ha.....

    Why did the chicken cross the road???
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    There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.

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    • #32
      Why did the monkey fall from the tree?

      Because it had no arms.
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      • #33
        Oh, another...

        Whats worse than a pile of dead babies...

        The one live one in the middle thats trying to eat its way out. Ahahaha, that makes no sense.
        1995 Mx6 LS

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        • #34
          some of these are great
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          • #35
            I think it's time for some of my #pgt-famous "your mom" jokes:

            Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90!

            Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!

            Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

            Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!

            private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

            yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

            I'll give a cookie to anyone who actually gets these.

            -phreak
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            • #36
              Originally posted by phreakintheroom
              I think it's time for some of my #pgt-famous "your mom" jokes:

              Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90!

              Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!

              Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

              Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!

              private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

              yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

              I'll give a cookie to anyone who actually gets these.

              -phreak

              Can I have half a cookie for at least trying???
              There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.

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              • #37
                What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls???
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                Sparky
                There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.

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                • #38
                  g(f(your mom)) = using distribution...
                  g multiplied by f=go ****
                  go ******* multiplied by your mom= go ******* your mom...


                  now where is my cookie? haha
                  Last edited by Fueled by Venom; November 2, 2005, 01:59 PM.
                  who am i you ask? i am the interior decorator of the eternal chambers of hell thats who!!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by phreakintheroom
                    I think it's time for some of my #pgt-famous "your mom" jokes:

                    Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90!

                    Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!

                    Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

                    Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!

                    private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

                    yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

                    I'll give a cookie to anyone who actually gets these.

                    -phreak
                    holy shit! i can see math nerds at like MIT trying to insult eachother like this..

                    my head asplode!
                    Last edited by DJ-Anakin; November 2, 2005, 02:03 PM.
                    When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

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                    • #40
                      What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?


                      Hey, we really do taste like chicken!

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                      • #41
                        What's the definition of rude? Someone that keeps talking when you're trying to interrupt
                        07 Chevy Cobalt MTX LS - Bone Stock
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                        • #42
                          Heres mine
                          Whats the worst part about eatin a vegatable????

                          Puttin em back in the wheelchair when youre done!!!!!

                          heeeeeeheeeeeehaaaaaaahaaaaheee
                          '94 PGT Sold.
                          '93 5.0 Ranger XLT

                          FS: '93-'97 new rear brake kit; 93-95 V6 WP gasket

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                          • #43
                            ...lol

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                            • #44
                              Fish in a Tank was funny...

                              A giraffee, a lion, three priests, John Wayne, and Kurt Cobain all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and goes "what is this, some kind of joke?"

                              A hooker, three nuns, two naked priests, Billy Crystal, and a giant dildo walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of sick joke?"

                              So the seven dwarfs all get to talk to the Pope. Grumpy goes up and asks the pope: "are there any midget nuns in the USA?" The pope looks aghast and says "I don't think so!" Then Grumpy replies, "well, what about in rome, are there any midget nuns here in Rome?" The Pope replies "Most certainly not!" Grumpy starts to smile, then asks "Well, are there any midget nuns...anywhere in the world?" The pope is totally confused, and replies "No, there aren't".
                              All the dwarves start laughing and pointing at dopey. "Dopey ****ed a penguin, Dopey ****ed a penguin!"

                              1977 Ford F250 4x4 - 460CID = 7.5L. Enough said?
                              1999 Mazda Miata - Stock, and blue!
                              2006 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon - The usual mods!

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                              • #45
                                What did the leper say to the prostitute?

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                                Keep the tip!

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