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  • #46
    Originally posted by phreakintheroom
    private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

    yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

    I'll give a cookie to anyone who actually gets these.

    -phreak
    We have ourselves a C language programmer! now give me my ****ing cookie.

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    • #47
      :cookie:

      -phreak
      Official: KYPO - LexPOC :: Honorary: TNPOC - NYPOC - NEPO / NPA! - OHIO PROBES
      Major Meets Attended: MM7 - TNPOC/KYPO 2K4 - HH2K5 - OCMD2K5 - MM8 - StM2006 - HH2K6
      Yeah, I'm still alive...

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      • #48
        private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

        yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow


        That's actually C++, but I dont think you can allocate private members outside a class....

        I think it should go like this :

        template <class V>

        class Mom : public Slut
        {
        private :
        double grief;

        protected :
        char* fat_ass

        publlic :

        V interface;

        Mom() { cout << interface << " \n"; new fat_ass char[0xFFFFFFFF];}
        ~ Mom() { delete[] fat_ass;}

        V get_some() { return interface;}

        }


        Last edited by stinkyP; November 3, 2005, 11:51 AM.
        2007 Cobalt SS/SC
        1994 GT, MX3 FW, Stage II CM, Borla, headers, STS

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        • #49
          ACURA
          Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
          A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates

          AUDI
          Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
          Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
          Always Upside-down, Double Interest
          Another Understated Dealer Incentive
          A Used Dodge Incognito

          BMW
          Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
          Beautiful Models Wanted
          Bavarian Manure Wagon
          Biggest Metal Waste
          Big Money Works
          Bought My Wife
          Brutal Money Waster
          Break My Window
          Bring More Women
          Bring More Wrenches
          Bavarian Money Waster
          Bring My Wad!
          Blew My Wad!
          Big Money Wasted
          Bring Money Where?
          Buy More Women



          BUICK
          Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

          CADILLAC
          Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

          CAMARO
          Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

          CHEVROLET
          Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
          Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
          Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time


          CHEVY
          Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
          Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
          Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet


          CHRYSLER
          Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
          I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America

          Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair (From James Bragg)
          Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
          Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
          PT Loser (for PT Cruiser name)
          PT Boozer

          DODGE
          Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
          Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
          Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
          Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
          Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
          Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
          Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
          Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

          FERRARI
          Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

          ...too many characters
          2007 Cobalt SS/SC
          1994 GT, MX3 FW, Stage II CM, Borla, headers, STS

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          • #50
            FIAT
            Found In A Trashcan (Sent in by a visitor)
            Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation (Sent in by a visitor)
            Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
            Fix It All the Time
            Fix it again, Tony!
            Fix It Another Time

            FIRESTONE
            Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers (I worked on this one for 2 hours! - Jeff)
            Firestone Overstates Reliability Data (The best one I've come up with yet, my personal fav.- Jeff)

            FORD
            THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger_Markowitz)
            MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
            Full Of Rust Deposits
            Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
            ******ING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
            Ford Focus....Ford ********** Us
            ******er Only Rolls Downhill
            Fancy Oil Recycling Device
            Found On Rubbish Dump
            *******ed Over Road Disaster!
            *******ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
            ******ing Old Retarded Dudes
            Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation (Sent in by a visitor)
            *******ing Old Rebuilt Dodge (Sent in by a visitor)
            Found On Rubbish Dump (Sent in by a visitor)
            For Old Retired Drunks (Sent in by a visitor)
            Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
            Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
            Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
            First On Recall Day
            Fast On Race Day
            For Off Road Driving
            Fireball On Rear Damage (Sent in by a visitor)
            First On Race Day (Sent in by a visitor)
            First On Rust and Deterioration
            Fix Or Repair Daily
            Found On Road, Dead
            Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven (Sent in by a visitor)
            Fault Of R&D
            MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
            *******ed On Raw Deal
            Fast Only Rolling Downhill
            Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron`s DNA
            Flip Over, Read Directions
            Fork Over Remaining Dough
            ******ing Owners Really Dumb
            *******ed On Race Day
            (F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
            (F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
            For Old Retired Dutchmen


            GEO
            Get Everything Overpriced
            Got Everything Overhauled

            GM
            General Maintenance
            Genital Motors
            Give More
            GiMme
            Getting Malignant
            Got Me
            Grab Me

            GMC
            God's Mechanical Curse
            Garage Man's Companion
            Generic Motors Corporation
            Got A Mechanic Coming?
            Greatest Mistake Created
            Great Mountain of Crap
            Greasy Messy Contraption
            Gay Man's Chevy
            Gimme My Checkbook!
            Get More Cash!

            HONDA
            Had One, Never Did Again
            Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
            Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
            Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything (FromJames Bragg)
            Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
            Honda Options: No Deal Available!
            Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
            Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
            Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!

            HUMMER
            Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
            Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

            HYUNDAI
            Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
            Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
            Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
            Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
            Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
            Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
            Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside

            Jeep
            Just Empty Every Pocket (Sent in by a visitor)
            Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
            Just Eats Every Penny
            Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
            Just Expect Extra Payments

            Jaguar
            Just A Guess U Are Rich (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

            Kia
            Keep It Away!
            Kick It's Ass
            Korean Imitation Accord
            Korea's Imported Accident
            Killer's Imported Asset
            Kiss It Away
            Killed In Action
            Keep Inside Asia
            Korea Invades America
            KOREAN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT
            Killer Implosion Awaits

            LAMBORGHINI
            Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image

            LOTUS
            Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

            Maserati
            Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

            MAZDA
            Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
            Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
            Most Are Zealously Duped Always

            MERCEDES
            My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
            Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
            Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon


            MITSUBISHI
            Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
            Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
            (Courtesy James Bragg, FightingChance.com)
            May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor)
            Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation (Sent in by a visitor)

            MOPAR
            Match Old Parts As Required
            Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
            My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
            Move Over People Are Racing
            Mostly Old Parts And Rust
            Motor On Pavement After Race
            Moments Of Power Are Rare

            NISSAN
            Need I Say Something About Nothing
            Never In Season Simply A No-show


            OLDSMOBILE
            Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
            Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

            PONTIAC
            Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
            Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
            Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned

            PORSCHE
            PORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
            PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
            Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything


            SAAB
            Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
            Styling Absent After Buyout
            Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
            Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards (Sent in by one of our visitors)
            Sad Attempt At Beauty
            Send Another Automobile Back
            Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
            Sorry Assed American Buyers
            Start Adding Additional Brake fluid
            Stop Asking About Brakes!
            Sorry As A Bum

            SALEEN
            Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

            SATURN
            Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
            Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
            Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
            Same American Trash Under Revised Name

            SUBARU
            Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
            SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)

            TOYOTA
            Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
            This One You Oughta Tow Away
            To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
            Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away (Sent in by one of our visitors)
            Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories

            VOLVO
            Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
            Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options

            VW
            Virtually Worthless
            Very Wonderful
            Very Weird
            Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
            Volks Who?
            2007 Cobalt SS/SC
            1994 GT, MX3 FW, Stage II CM, Borla, headers, STS

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            • #51
              two atoms are walking down the street. One turns to the otherone and says "I think I lost an electron." The other one says "Are you sure?" the first says "yeah, im positive."

              A nutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and drinks it. He then asks the barternder how much. "For you, no charge."

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              • #52
                ^--- ..wow, lol.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by vulcan'n it
                  two atoms are walking down the street. One turns to the otherone and says "I think I lost an electron." The other one says "Are you sure?" the first says "yeah, im positive."

                  A nutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and drinks it. He then asks the barternder how much. "For you, no charge."


                  *fwd
                  When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

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                  • #54
                    how do you get ten dead babies into a tupperware bowl?
                    .
                    .
                    a blender.
                    .
                    .
                    how do you get them out?.
                    .
                    .
                    doritios

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by gtp8ntbdprbe95
                      how do you get ten dead babies into a tupperware bowl?
                      .
                      .
                      a blender.
                      .
                      .
                      how do you get them out?.
                      .
                      .
                      doritios

                      Oh here come the dead baby jokes.

                      So many funny ones.

                      How many babies does it take to paint a house?

                      Depends how hard you throw them.





                      What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?

                      Ripping them off again.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Courtice6er
                        Oh here come the dead baby jokes.

                        So many funny ones.

                        How many babies does it take to paint a house?

                        Depends how hard you throw them.





                        What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?

                        Ripping them off again.

                        ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
                        There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by phreakintheroom
                          Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!
                          -phreak
                          That was great!!
                          how about
                          Your Mom is such a slut f(Your Mom) is a surjection from Your Mom to a countably infinite set of people!!!

                          do I get a cookie too?
                          ~AZIZA~

                          my email address is NOT working!

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                          • #58
                            So 3 guys walk into a bar and the 4th guy ducks.
                            Ross Evilsizor
                            92' Silver GL MTX 11/18/1991-8/3/2011
                            Major Meets: HH 2K5 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 BAMM 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 2K11 MM8 MM9 MMX PPMI Marriage Mayhem 2007 3M 08 Goat's Gettysburg 2010

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                            • #59
                              Loyalty in Marriage

                              A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

                              One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,

                              "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I
                              got fired, you were there to support me.
                              When my business failed, you were there.
                              When I got shot, you were by my side.
                              When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
                              When my health started failing,
                              you were still by my side... ......You know what?"

                              "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

                              "I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from me."
                              Ross Evilsizor
                              92' Silver GL MTX 11/18/1991-8/3/2011
                              Major Meets: HH 2K5 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 BAMM 2K6 2K7 2K8 2K9 2K10 2K11 MM8 MM9 MMX PPMI Marriage Mayhem 2007 3M 08 Goat's Gettysburg 2010

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                              • #60
                                Apple and an orange sitting next to a stream. A hugh terd (thunderlog) goes floating by; says hello apple, hello orange.

                                Orange turns to the apple and says; did you hear that shit!

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