Mickey and Mini mouse (I don't know why these names but it is so shut up) are driving down a road to go to a hotel for their honeymoon. BOOM...their car breaks down. They get a bit discouraged as it's their honeymoon so wanting to fix it they walk down the road to find a place to call someone. They see a farm house in the distance when all of a sudden it starts to down pour. They run to the house and ask the man politly if they could use the phone and says sure. They call and find out the tow truck won't be able to come till morning so the man offers them a spare room for the night. They accept but the man asks politly that it's a religious house so no sex. They get into bed and they both look at each other in disappointment being it's their honeymoon and no sex? They talk it out and think hows the guy gunna know? So they end up doing it. Morning comes...yay....they go down and get ready to leave when the farmer explains he heard them making noises and they must pay the consequences. He takes them out back and tells them to go pick 3 of their favorites fruit. Mickey and Mini look at each other with odd looks and leave to get their fav fruit. Mickey makes it back with 3 strawberries. The farmer tells them for the punishment their to stick all 3 up their ass. Mickey sighs and sticks teh first one up and think how odd this is. 2nd one...starts to giggle a tid bit. 3rd one he's rolling in tears laughing his ass off. The farmer asks why he's laughing when thi sis supposed to be torture. Mickey collects himself and finaly is able to tell the farmer how mini is out picking watermelons.
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Why did the chicken cross the road???
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To get to the other side...duh...
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Why did the chicken cross the road???
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To get to the other side...duh...
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