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[TRWeiss1]

Dear Rockwell Collins,

I sincerely apologize for the crater that is now your first floor men's bathroom. It was not my intention to obliterate it beyond recognition, but when you ingest multiple 5-layer burritos from TB it's bound to happen. I also apologize for the appearance of the Hazmat team, but it was important that proper precautions be taken. If I were you, I'd steer clear of the vicinity for approximately 3 days, just to err on the side of caution. Gas masks would not be a horrible idea either, just as an added layer of protection. I'd pretty much keep anyone or anything you care about at least 500 ft away for the life of this building.

Regretfully yours,
-Tom Weiss

---------- Post added at 09:36 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:35 AM ----------

im glad i have an iron gut, taco bell never bothers me.

I do too. Come eat suicide wings with me sometime up at Airport Inn. Sometimes I end up blowing up the bathroom the next day, sometimes not. It's a crapshoot.

[2Funky4U]

your a naaaasty pooper.

[Badandy44]

Speaking of poop. I have to take a huge dump but my dad is in the bathroom. FML...

[TRWeiss1]

^ LOL...that's the worst. Sorry dude!

[Domino81]

This morning, still groggy from the blur of my sister's rehersal dinner at Dinosaur BBQ (Yes, be jealous), I stumbled down the stairs into the bathroom and placed both thumbs on either side of my twisted boxer shorts from a night of restless sleep. There, I, too unleashed an assault on my toilet. At 1st, it seemed, my poo this fine and glorious morning would have been solid... but shortly to come was nothing more than a sloppy string of sloppy-joe looking rabbit turds. I spent 10 minutes waiting and wishing it was over. When it finally was... I peered back into the bowl only to find 70,000 tiny shit demons peering back at me from inside.

Yeah...

[tour96se]

you guys have issues...i go like 2 a week..lol

[TRWeiss1]

Its usually every day or every other day for me.

[KLDE Wagon]

I'm with Chris... I suppose we eat things that are less, errr, hell-ish? Haha



Jeremy

P.S. Pulling the motor out of my truck and ordering a cam to go with the headers and flowmaster exhaust I ordered last night... Yeah, there are so many leaks on this motor it's just gonna be that much easier to yank it.

[Domino81]

Bitchl, please - there's something wrong with YOU. I'm regular. Keepin' things a-fa-loooowinn...

1st cup of coffee for me, and it's to the office I go!

[tour96se]

its possibly due to the fact i dont drink coffee(bowl irritant)or eat fast food,or much red fatty meat..

[Badandy44]

Going to be in Cuse tonight to hit up the lots. Anyone want to come with? Big group is going from watertown.

edit. How the hell do you guys not poop daily???? I wake up every morning and poop. Sometimes twice. But I am on a high protein diet too.

[TRWeiss1]

its possibly due to the fact i dont drink coffee(bowl irritant)or eat fast food,or much red fatty meat..

Yeah I don't drink stuff that irritates my bowls either...or bowels for that matter.

[TRWeiss1]

Start shitting your pants about now...

http://forums.probetalk.com/showthre...post1923842971

[Badandy44]

Nice numbers tom.

[TRWeiss1]

I was actually talking about the Jaguar. Thanks though!