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  • ALL YOUR COFFEE TABLES ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!

    Hehe, I just thought I'd share a story with you guys/gals.


    I got piss drunk Saturday night. Now, I get drunk, but I was pretty damn drunk Saturday night, and the dumb asses made me the cup/money dude. *big mistake* :p

    So, I drank and drank and drank, pretty much not using any cups, but just drinking straight outta the keg.

    Well, me and this dude started wrestling and he pushed me over and I held on to him and we both fell on my friend's coffee table, smashing it. It was worth $130 (one of those beveled mirror tables). I got up and started laughing but my friend, the owner of the table, said that I owed him money for it. when he said 130 I flipped, saying that it wasnt worth 50 bucks, and needless to say, he got kinda pissed. So he said that I gotta find a ride home cause I wasn't welcome, so I said screw it, I'm walking home. Well, little did I know in my ridiculously drunken stooper, that I live 2 miles away and it was snowing like a mo fo. Did that stop me??? Nah, I walked all the way home, stumbling/falling into the snow and all. :grin:

    The moral of the story:


    Don't piss me off or else I'll break your [censored]ing coffee table!!!:p

    (oh ya, don't piss Mike L. off or else he's gonna put a hole in your wall!!!:smile

    Thank you for listening. This is Mario, siging out!!!!
    Mario Kovach 2005 Dodge Neon Mopar Stage 3 SRT-4
    USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Craftsman
    12.04 @ 116mph, 358whp/412ft/tq
    FPOC 2010 Calendar Model: Mr. December

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    yeah!! npa! representin'!!!

    That's how we roll in NEPO!!!
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    2017 BMW X3
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    • #3
      Beware! Mario- Coffee Table destroyer of the comsos!!!!

      NPA!
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      '16 Chrysler 300S

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      • #4
        You defuse/dispose of bombs for a living, right?
        The world is full of thieves. Honor, like chivalry, is dead.

        Neither sheep nor shepherd.

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        • #5
          On 2001-04-17 05:03, pgtfreak_22 wrote:
          Beware! Mario- Coffee Table destroyer of the comsos!!!!

          NPA!
          hehe, why don't you tell the rest of PT how I was typing that night James?
          Mario Kovach 2005 Dodge Neon Mopar Stage 3 SRT-4
          USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Craftsman
          12.04 @ 116mph, 358whp/412ft/tq
          FPOC 2010 Calendar Model: Mr. December

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          • #6
            On 2001-04-17 05:06, bluehornet wrote:
            You defuse/dispose of bombs for a living, right?
            Sure do.

            Obviously, not when I'm drunk. We take turns being on call.
            Mario Kovach 2005 Dodge Neon Mopar Stage 3 SRT-4
            USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Craftsman
            12.04 @ 116mph, 358whp/412ft/tq
            FPOC 2010 Calendar Model: Mr. December

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            • #7
              It was something like this

              "DUDE JAMESS....*Tthis4 jeerk8i said HEY *why donet youy bring some shiiiiiit over here. I likedhu Jumpeda on that dueds$ coffe table *67showed himfj whatsi Up~."
              '14 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited
              '16 Chrysler 300S

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              • #8
                So which wire do I pull, the red or the yellow one?

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                • #9
                  Hehe, the green one. (see, cause green means "go" ) :grin::grin::grin:

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                  Mario Kovach 2005 Dodge Neon Mopar Stage 3 SRT-4
                  USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Craftsman
                  12.04 @ 116mph, 358whp/412ft/tq
                  FPOC 2010 Calendar Model: Mr. December

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                  • #10
                    On 2001-04-17 05:06, bluehornet wrote:
                    You defuse/dispose of bombs for a living, right?
                    Yeah, he's always there when SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!

                    Dude, if you ever come over to my house you're not allowed near my coffee table (and Mike's not allowed near my walls :grin.

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                    • #11
                      Have you ever had to disable a bomb in real life situation and not in training? Well I bet they dont give you like real-life harmful bombs in training but..ya know what i mean

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                      • #12
                        On 2001-04-17 05:07, Bomb Squad wrote:
                        Sure do.

                        Obviously, not when I'm drunk. We take turns being on call.
                        No...I would assume not. Although if it's something I did for a living I'd probably go get liquored up after a big job. Say hi to the B-52's for me.
                        The world is full of thieves. Honor, like chivalry, is dead.

                        Neither sheep nor shepherd.

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                        • #13
                          On 2001-04-17 05:24, REDPGT wrote:
                          Have you ever had to disable a bomb in real life situation and not in training? Well I bet they dont give you like real-life harmful bombs in training but..ya know what i mean
                          Well, I've been called out to suspicious packages before, but they've turned out to be just misplaced items or something, but here's the thing. We HAVE to treat everything as live until we find out other wise. I've been on calls where we've had to take our robot in and drag a bag out and open in in a field to see what's inside. Being in ND, there really isn't that much going on, but our main mission isn't just IEDs (improvised explosive devices); it's to support the B-52s and the weapons they carry. If shit happens and someone drops a bomb while loading it up or a we get a "hung flare", we have to take care of it. It has the potential of being VERY dangerous, but hey, that's why I get paid the BIG bucks.
                          Mario Kovach 2005 Dodge Neon Mopar Stage 3 SRT-4
                          USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Craftsman
                          12.04 @ 116mph, 358whp/412ft/tq
                          FPOC 2010 Calendar Model: Mr. December

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                          • #14
                            Hey how about you guys just stay there and I will visit you. I would like to keep my furniture please. :grin:
                            NPA!
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                            • #15
                              Does everyone from PA get piss ass drunk for a living? :grin:
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