Hehe, I just thought I'd share a story with you guys/gals.
I got piss drunk Saturday night. Now, I get drunk, but I was pretty damn drunk Saturday night, and the dumb asses made me the cup/money dude. *big mistake* :p
So, I drank and drank and drank, pretty much not using any cups, but just drinking straight outta the keg.
Well, me and this dude started wrestling and he pushed me over and I held on to him and we both fell on my friend's coffee table, smashing it. It was worth $130 (one of those beveled mirror tables). I got up and started laughing but my friend, the owner of the table, said that I owed him money for it. when he said 130 I flipped, saying that it wasnt worth 50 bucks, and needless to say, he got kinda pissed. So he said that I gotta find a ride home cause I wasn't welcome, so I said screw it, I'm walking home. Well, little did I know in my ridiculously drunken stooper, that I live 2 miles away and it was snowing like a mo fo. Did that stop me??? Nah, I walked all the way home, stumbling/falling into the snow and all. :grin:
The moral of the story:
Don't piss me off or else I'll break your [censored]ing coffee table!!!:p
(oh ya, don't piss Mike L. off or else he's gonna put a hole in your wall!!!:smile
Thank you for listening. This is Mario, siging out!!!!
I got piss drunk Saturday night. Now, I get drunk, but I was pretty damn drunk Saturday night, and the dumb asses made me the cup/money dude. *big mistake* :p
So, I drank and drank and drank, pretty much not using any cups, but just drinking straight outta the keg.
Well, me and this dude started wrestling and he pushed me over and I held on to him and we both fell on my friend's coffee table, smashing it. It was worth $130 (one of those beveled mirror tables). I got up and started laughing but my friend, the owner of the table, said that I owed him money for it. when he said 130 I flipped, saying that it wasnt worth 50 bucks, and needless to say, he got kinda pissed. So he said that I gotta find a ride home cause I wasn't welcome, so I said screw it, I'm walking home. Well, little did I know in my ridiculously drunken stooper, that I live 2 miles away and it was snowing like a mo fo. Did that stop me??? Nah, I walked all the way home, stumbling/falling into the snow and all. :grin:
The moral of the story:
Don't piss me off or else I'll break your [censored]ing coffee table!!!:p
(oh ya, don't piss Mike L. off or else he's gonna put a hole in your wall!!!:smile
Thank you for listening. This is Mario, siging out!!!!
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