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Old April 21st, 2003, 11:59 AM   #1
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Official Joke thread

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.



Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.



After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.



At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."



Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.



Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.



However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.



For the support group nearest you, just look up "Gentlemens club" in the yellow pages
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Old April 21st, 2003, 12:03 PM   #2
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I sure as hell would not need a drug for a girl to sleep with me.
I read this about a month ago.
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Old April 21st, 2003, 12:05 PM   #3
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I sure as hell would not need a drug for a girl to sleep with me.
I read this about a month ago.
you would if she wasnt exactly your type
and im sorry if this is a repost guys....
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Old April 21st, 2003, 12:28 PM   #4
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wow.. i gotta find me a chick to offer me some of this.. what is it? beer?
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Old April 21st, 2003, 12:38 PM   #5
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Old April 21st, 2003, 12:42 PM   #6
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wow.. i gotta find me a chick to offer me some of this.. what is it? beer?
yup its called beer,and in liquid form!! watch out bro, you dont want on it....you dont want some hood rat with 21 million deseases to offer you a drink with "beer" in it
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Old April 21st, 2003, 03:26 PM   #7
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....you dont want some hood rat with 21 million deseases to offer you a drink with "beer" in it
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Old April 21st, 2003, 03:54 PM   #8
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I sure as hell would not need a drug for a girl to sleep with me.
I read this about a month ago.
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Old April 22nd, 2003, 10:20 AM   #9
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hahahahahah i have to admit i've been the victim of it before

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Old April 22nd, 2003, 07:03 PM   #10
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man i used to drink the stuff all the time, i wonder how many times i have unsuspectingly been asked to have no strings attached sex.
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Old April 22nd, 2003, 07:23 PM   #11
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Old April 22nd, 2003, 08:08 PM   #12
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Jethro says "unatractive women are still unatractive even after drinking beer , so quit making excuses "
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Old April 22nd, 2003, 08:14 PM   #13
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Old April 23rd, 2003, 03:21 PM   #14
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dastardly deeds batman!
i knew that those women were up to something!
i justy couldn't figure it out because I was getting too faded from all the beer!


-o, btw.......the females also have a secret weapon in this attack on men.........

its called.......

HARD LIQUOR!
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Old November 1st, 2005, 03:52 PM   #15
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Official Joke thread

Two guys are hanging out in a gay bar. The one guy tells his friend, "Hey, you see that little guy sitting over there at the end of the bar?"

Friend: "Yeah what about him?"

"Um, I had him last night."

Friend: "No shit?"

"Well, very little!"

Also a joke, everybody please dont take any offence to it.

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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:04 PM   #16
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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:06 PM   #17
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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:08 PM   #18
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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:09 PM   #19
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LOL that was funny.... wrong.... so wrong but funny
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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:12 PM   #20
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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:14 PM   #21
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Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
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Old November 1st, 2005, 04:20 PM   #22
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This Priest just gets out of training and reports to church for his first day on the job. The Bishop tells him he has to do the confessional today because there is a funeral going on in the neighboring church. The young priest agrees but asked how he should rate the sins. The Bishop explained that every sin is written in this huge book that he hands the priest.

The first person enters the confession booth...
"Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.
"What have you done my son?"
"I had an affair on my wife last night while in a drunken stupor."
*priest looks in book*
"Committing adultry whilst drunk- 3 hail Mary's and 1 our father" you are forgiven my son...
*priest thinks to himself, wow this book does have all of the sins*

The next person enters the confession booth...
"Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.
"What have you done my son?"
"I cheated on my taxes for the last 7 years."
*priest looks in book and sure enough it's in there.
-Cheating on taxes for 7 years-
"that will be 5 hail Mary's and 3 our Fathers" You are forgiven my son.

The next person enters the confession booth...
"Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.
"What have you done my son?"
"I had anal sex with a man last night."

*priest looks in the book* - can't find anything about anal sex, homosexuality, etc.

*priest opens up the confessional door and yells to the alter boy*
"Johnny, what do you get for anal sex?"
*Nervous, Johnny pauses for a minute, then in a sqeemish voice*
"Milk & Cookies."
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Old November 1st, 2005, 05:33 PM   #23
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Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
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Old November 1st, 2005, 05:54 PM   #24
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this is more like the official gay joke thread
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Old November 1st, 2005, 07:01 PM   #25
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what the hell is with all the gay jokes!?


here's some not gay ones.


two fish are in a tank..
first fish says "you drive... i'll man the guns!"



two muffins are in an oven..
one muffin says to the other muffin, "holy shit! it's hot in here!"
second muffin says, "holy shit! a talking muffin!"
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