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Old November 1st, 2005, 07:03 PM   #26
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haha those are good.

This isnt the offcial gay joke thread, just saw those and liked them, others are welcome
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Old November 1st, 2005, 09:12 PM   #27
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i found this one... i liked it...never heard it before
A gynecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for car mechanics. When the class ended, the students were given their final exam: strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The gynecologist did his best - and was amazed to find he scored 150%. "How could that be?" he asked. "Well," said the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a really fantastic job. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."
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Old November 1st, 2005, 09:33 PM   #28
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Old November 1st, 2005, 10:20 PM   #29
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other...wow..it's getting hot in here...the other replies with HOLY SHIT...A TALKING MUFFIN

What does a dislexic cow say? OOM
What does a robotic cow say? Beep Beep
What does a drowning cow say? Blub Blub

What does a gay cow eat? *waves hand like fag* HHHAAAAYYYYYYY

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lick-Alota-Puss


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An attractive guy's car breaks down by a farmers house and it starts to pour outside. So he goes up to the house and asks if he can use a phone. Well it being in teh middle of no where the man responds with he has no phone but is welcome to stay in teh guest bedroom...but under 1 circumstance....he stays away from his daughter. Agreed. He's sitting at the dinner table talking with the man and the daughter walks in...gorgeous as hell..perfect 10 body, and they both exchange looks. Later that night the guy gets ready to go to bed when the farmer pulls him aside adn says " I saw you two exchange looks, remember the deal or face the 3 consequences". The farmer leaves teh boy to go to bed when he sees teh daughter wlak into her room right next to his...so as he starts to fall asleep later that night the girl walk into the room to have a chat and one thing led to another and ya...use your imagination. He wakes up in the morning with a slight pressure on his chest and sees a nice size boulder laying on his chest with a note...."I know what you did...consequence #1" The guy thinks to himself that is this the best the old fart could do? He walks to the window and tosses the rock out the window and turns around...he sees a sign hanging up saying "I know what you did...consequence #2...that rock is tied to your left nut" Now being as this guy is on the 2nd floor of a farm house he decides to jump out the window to prevent anything happening to his testicle when on teh way down he sees another one "I know what you did...Consequence #3....right nut tied to end of bed post.

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The owner of a pharmacy leave one of the cashiers in charge while he went out to lunch. 10 Mins later a man coughing up a storm comes in and asks for somethign to cure it. The cashier says please hold..walks away and returns with a bottle and tells teh guy to drink all of it. When the manager comes back he sees that same guy standing against the wall..sweating..eyes bulding out not making a move. The manager asks what was going on and was told " The guy came in with teh coughs so I gave him laxative to cure it" The manager responds..." Laxative doesn't cure coughs boy...." the clerk responds with " Sure it does..look at him...he's afraid to cough."
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A very attractive woman goes to her gynacologist for the first time when he sees her he thinks to himself that he has to get some of her. They meet up in the office and he does the normal interview part asking about her medicines, allergies so on. Well he starts out slow and starts feeling her breast and asks her do you know what im doing? She responds yes...feeling lumps. He then sticks his fingers in her vangina and asks her he's doing. She responds checking to make sure everyting is how it should be inside. He then pulls his pants down and starts thrusting away at her and after about 3 mins of sex he pants in a voice..do you know what im doing now? She goes...will of course....getting an STD
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A bus full of ugly people ended up crashing and killing everyone. They all end up in heaven and God appears before them and apologizes that all their lives have been ended so soon, he grants them all 1 wish. The first one states..well..I would like to know what it feels like to look gorgeous....so...I wish to be gorgeous...the othe rpeople glanced at each other and thought it was such a good idea that one by one they all started saying the same wish. When it came to the last person..busting out laughing his ass off god asks him what was so funny and what his wish was....when the person could finaly get himself together and speak he wishes..."make them all ugly again.


Thats all for now folks.... *looney toon theme song*
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Old November 1st, 2005, 10:30 PM   #30
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 12:26 AM   #31
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Mickey and Mini mouse (I don't know why these names but it is so shut up) are driving down a road to go to a hotel for their honeymoon. BOOM...their car breaks down. They get a bit discouraged as it's their honeymoon so wanting to fix it they walk down the road to find a place to call someone. They see a farm house in the distance when all of a sudden it starts to down pour. They run to the house and ask the man politly if they could use the phone and says sure. They call and find out the tow truck won't be able to come till morning so the man offers them a spare room for the night. They accept but the man asks politly that it's a religious house so no sex. They get into bed and they both look at each other in disappointment being it's their honeymoon and no sex? They talk it out and think hows the guy gunna know? So they end up doing it. Morning comes...yay....they go down and get ready to leave when the farmer explains he heard them making noises and they must pay the consequences. He takes them out back and tells them to go pick 3 of their favorites fruit. Mickey and Mini look at each other with odd looks and leave to get their fav fruit. Mickey makes it back with 3 strawberries. The farmer tells them for the punishment their to stick all 3 up their ass. Mickey sighs and sticks teh first one up and think how odd this is. 2nd one...starts to giggle a tid bit. 3rd one he's rolling in tears laughing his ass off. The farmer asks why he's laughing when thi sis supposed to be torture. Mickey collects himself and finaly is able to tell the farmer how mini is out picking watermelons.

HA.....

Ha.....

Why did the chicken cross the road???
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To get to the other side...duh...
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 10:39 AM   #32
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Why did the monkey fall from the tree?

Because it had no arms.
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 10:40 AM   #33
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Oh, another...

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies...

The one live one in the middle thats trying to eat its way out. Ahahaha, that makes no sense.
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 12:54 PM   #34
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 01:23 PM   #35
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I think it's time for some of my #pgt-famous "your mom" jokes:

Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90!

Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!

Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!

private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

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Old November 2nd, 2005, 01:52 PM   #36
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I think it's time for some of my #pgt-famous "your mom" jokes:

Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90!

Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!

Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!

private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

I'll give a cookie to anyone who actually gets these.

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Can I have half a cookie for at least trying???
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 01:57 PM   #38
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g(f(your mom)) = using distribution...
g multiplied by f=go ****
go ******* multiplied by your mom= go ******* your mom...


now where is my cookie? haha
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 02:01 PM   #39
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I think it's time for some of my #pgt-famous "your mom" jokes:

Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90!

Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!

Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

Your Mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first!

private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

I'll give a cookie to anyone who actually gets these.

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holy shit! i can see math nerds at like MIT trying to insult eachother like this..

my head asplode!
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 02:15 PM   #40
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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?


Hey, we really do taste like chicken!
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 03:04 PM   #41
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 03:21 PM   #42
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Whats the worst part about eatin a vegatable????

Puttin em back in the wheelchair when youre done!!!!!

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Fish in a Tank was funny...

A giraffee, a lion, three priests, John Wayne, and Kurt Cobain all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and goes "what is this, some kind of joke?"

A hooker, three nuns, two naked priests, Billy Crystal, and a giant dildo walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of sick joke?"

So the seven dwarfs all get to talk to the Pope. Grumpy goes up and asks the pope: "are there any midget nuns in the USA?" The pope looks aghast and says "I don't think so!" Then Grumpy replies, "well, what about in rome, are there any midget nuns here in Rome?" The Pope replies "Most certainly not!" Grumpy starts to smile, then asks "Well, are there any midget nuns...anywhere in the world?" The pope is totally confused, and replies "No, there aren't".
All the dwarves start laughing and pointing at dopey. "Dopey ****ed a penguin, Dopey ****ed a penguin!"
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Old November 2nd, 2005, 11:11 PM   #45
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private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

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private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow


That's actually C++, but I dont think you can allocate private members outside a class....

I think it should go like this :

template <class V>

class Mom : public Slut
{
private :
double grief;

protected :
char* fat_ass

publlic :

V interface;

Mom() { cout << interface << " \n"; new fat_ass char[0xFFFFFFFF];}
~ Mom() { delete[] fat_ass;}

V get_some() { return interface;}

}


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Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
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AUDI
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Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
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Brutal Money Waster
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Bavarian Money Waster
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Blew My Wad!
Big Money Wasted
Bring Money Where?
Buy More Women



BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

CAMARO
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CHEVROLET
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Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time


CHEVY
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Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
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CHRYSLER
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Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
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May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor)
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation (Sent in by a visitor)

MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show


OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned

PORSCHE
PORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything


SAAB
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Styling Absent After Buyout
Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards (Sent in by one of our visitors)
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed American Buyers
Start Adding Additional Brake fluid
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Sorry As A Bum

SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away (Sent in by one of our visitors)
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?
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