PHD Level Math (andrew, double check me)

[ShadowSE]

ok... this is the theory that Daylin and I have come up with...


after many MANY MANY hours of late night deliberations, we have finally arived at this:


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are we missing anything?

andrew, how is our math... you're the scientist / mathemitician here.

[ShadowSE]

and along with it, we have the 6 steps of a prober's relationship cycle:

step 1 is find a suitable candidate
step 2 is acquire suitable candidate
step 3 is coerce suitable candidate into going out exclusively
step 4 is try to convince the suitable candidate that you care more about them than you do your car
step 5 is loose the argument
step 6 is return to step 1

[livingsacrifice]

Robert and I always have very interesting talks as you can see.

[ShadowSE]

Originally posted by livingsacrifice
Robert and I always have very interesting talks as you can see.

and if they wanted to join, they would be more than welcome to, but they decide to do lamer stuff like sleep at 1:25 in the morning

[Kl-ze ya!]

I do belive youv'e done it.

[Smurph]

Step 4 took a looooooooooooooooooooong time to get through.

[ah64dr]

Originally posted by Smurph
Step 4 took a looooooooooooooooooooong time to get through.

I have been married 10 years and I still dont think I have her convinced.

[probegirl4]

Repeats Steps 1-6 until you find the one that will help you on the car until 1:25 in the morning and then fight with you on probetalk about who gets to post about it first !

[Andrew]

Seriously Robert, if you want your theory to be academically successful, you need a lot more symbols in it. Er... most don't look to be available on ProbeTalk... they need to replace the smilies with a set of symbols

[livingsacrifice]

Well we did have greater than and less than signs, but I guess thats not as complex, maybe we will have like calculus mixed in with it.

[Snorb93GT]

Originally posted by probegirl4
Repeats Steps 1-6 until you find the one that will help you on the car until 1:25 in the morning and then fight with you on probetalk about who gets to post about it first !

LOL, hell yes. Those are the best kinds.

Robert, you need a girlfriend.

[livingsacrifice]

Actually last night he told me he's got a girl I beleive and on step 3.

[Snorb93GT]

Originally posted by livingsacrifice
Actually last night he told me he's got a girl I beleive and on step 3.

Well dizzzzzzamn.

I guess I'll step out of line then.

Go get 'em, tiger.

[livingsacrifice]

Originally posted by Snorb93GT
Well dizzzzzzamn.

I guess I'll step out of line then.

Go get 'em, tiger.

I can't wait till he gets online

[Smurph]

Robert is such a pimp

Just make sure to keep the ratio of money spent on car and money spent on girl like 5:1 respectively