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Originally posted by Magilla
Why did god invent women?
Because sheep can't bring you a beer from the fridge
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Because beer can't cook.
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That's like:
Why did god invent women?
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Yeah honestly I think I would tase myself as well to se how it feels.
I remember tasing someone in the past and he was a huge guy. He dropped like a sack of shit from an elephant's ass and peed on himself as well.
I swear it was one scary sight until the laughter kicked in knowing he was okay!
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When I was your age, Pluto was a planetComment
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I'll pass. Absolutely hysterical though
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LOL! I could see someone doing that to themselves accidently while its in their pocket.FOILED: To prevent from being successful. To obscure or confuse. To be cut off at the knees.Comment
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How do witches stay on their broom sticks??
they don't wear any panties.There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.
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^^^ewwwwww......bad visual....bad visual.
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Since people have a bunny in there sig I can post this. Stop scrolling after pic.
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Its the ether bunny.Last edited by vulcan'n it; February 8, 2006, 03:15 PM.Comment
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So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape.
She eats the soup and watches the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix.
He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.Comment
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lol heard thast one before, never fails to amuse me.There is two known theories on how to argue with a woman, neither of them work.Comment
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That's just too naaaaaaaaaasty!Originally posted by SpykeZ
But inventive!
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