Official Joke thread

[1997]

that's why I'm not getting married guys, ehm, I mean: that's why I wouldn't buy an expensive car on monthly payments --imagine being stuck with it for too long...

[TravisCadello]

Lol, damnn,

[FireRedGt]

its great to be young and single.

[Tx5AX<3]

its great to be young and single.

Hell Yeah! Although, Funny. I wounder if it goes fast =/

[j_dizzler]

you know how we say that our dogs are a mans best friend? well, here is how the theory is tested. take your dog and your wife out to the car, stick both of them in the trunk, then go out for a decent cruise. Now when you get home open your trunk and see who is happier to see you! the wife or the pooch

[SpeedyD]

you know how we say that our dogs are a mans best friend? well, here is how the theory is tested. take your dog and your wife out to the car, stick both of them in the trunk, then go out for a decent cruise. Now when you get home open your trunk and see who is happier to see you! the wife or the pooch

If a guy did that to me, he'd be lucky to be limping for the next week.

[Josh_Rose]

exactly. the dog would lick your face and thank you for at least taking it for a ride... girls are so unappreciative... jking speedy... don't mace me... or do... i don't mind...

[KrAsH]

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY!




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

[TravisWilliams_GT]

Alcohol Study

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles in a year.


Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Kind of makes you proud to be American

[supergoat]

Alcohol Study

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles in a year.


Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.


That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Kind of makes you proud to be American

I'd wager the Germans have us beat on this one.

[Rob Richie]

you know how we say that our dogs are a mans best friend? well, here is how the theory is tested. take your dog and your wife out to the car, stick both of them in the trunk, then go out for a decent cruise. Now when you get home open your trunk and see who is happier to see you! the wife or the pooch

that one is posted already at the top of the page..

[hockeystyx16]

Why i fired my secretary today


why i fired my secretary today

[MakatoMotors]

ive heard that before. still funny

[ollibeib]

that might be unpleasant feeling

[unionrdr]

^^^Oh my good Lord,you think so?!? Boy was HIS face red...