Be careful on your trip(s).
Watch out for deer, smokies, pot-holes, large and small woodland animals, asshole parking lot security personel, Police Officers, ricers that want to race (the kind that couldn't drive themselves out of a wet paper bag,) bad roadside chow, crazy truckers, Ohio Highway Patrol, weirdos in rest area bathrooms, slack-jawed and drooling locals that say you have a "purty mouth," parts flying off fellow Probers cars, terrorists practicing strategery, COPS, and did I mention the police?
See you all this weekend!
Watch out for deer, smokies, pot-holes, large and small woodland animals, asshole parking lot security personel, Police Officers, ricers that want to race (the kind that couldn't drive themselves out of a wet paper bag,) bad roadside chow, crazy truckers, Ohio Highway Patrol, weirdos in rest area bathrooms, slack-jawed and drooling locals that say you have a "purty mouth," parts flying off fellow Probers cars, terrorists practicing strategery, COPS, and did I mention the police?
See you all this weekend!
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