Countdown to Probes at the Port

[mimmp]

15 days left. Are your tires good to go? Need to change oil before the trip? Buff out that new paint? Gentlemen, are you working on those abs so you look good in that Speedo. Ladies, have you waxed that bikini line?

Only two Saturdays left to attend to the big jobs.

[PGT1993]

yep i'm all waxed and ready to go...my car's looking pretty shiny too

[CrimSon_ReD]

Lambo Doors hopefully installed by then!

[shaodome]

TO DO:

1. Finish moving
2. Yank Engine
3. Rering/hone the spare motor
4. Put engine in
5. Reinstall turbo stuff

I am leaving it dirty....because by the time i finish that...it will be 12am on May 14th.

[funzie]

TO DO LIST:
1. Change struts
2. Do an alignment
3. Install Fuel Pump
4. Repaint or clean up interior.
5. Maybe rebuild my spare engine and put it in.
6. Help Jordan with his slow POS.
7. Tune MS
8. Make Georges car drivable again.
9. Make to do list.
10. Help JC figure out overheating problem.
11. Pass all finals.
12. Watch that George doesn't powdercoat himself.
13. Get laid.
14. Get Alex laid.
15. Cross out #14, cause its too hard.
16. Wash car.
17. Finnish Computer Graphics Methods program.
18. Go to a few end of semester parties.
19. Get a couple new tires.
20. Sell slics.
21. Change headliner to black.
22. Take atleast a dump a day.
23. Watch LOTR trilogy atleast twice.
24. Give Samantha a call, see #13.
25. Find and plug up oil leak.
26. Sell JC's clutch.
27. Revise to do list.
28. Bathe daily.
29. Find out if Tire Kingdom warranty is still active, see #2.
30. Laugh at how gay Frodo and Sam are.
31. Go to the junkyard on Friday.
32. Take Jordan partying.
33. Order rebuild kit.
34. Clean heads and block.
35. Port and Polish intake manifold.
36. Drink beer after #35 is complete.
38. Ask someone what number goes between 36 and 38.
39. Take air compressor to Georges.
40. Sandblast and powdercoat some stuff.
41. Renew ad campaings for website.
42. Pass Empire Earth II.
43. Post useless to do list on Probetalk.
44. Install PS2 mod chip, thanks G.
45. Find black carpet.
46. Help Andy when he gets his MX3.
47. Color code underwear drawer.
48. Install missing stud on left rear wheel.
49. Sign up for the Gym.
50. Clean engine bay.
51. Change oil.
52. Change tranny oil.
53. Port and Polish ZE heads.
54. Install VRIS#1 butterfly on manifold.
55. Find a cure for cancer.
56. Cross out todays date on calendar.
57. Flush down yesterdays turd.
58. Log todays turd into turd logbook.
59. Show JC how to blead his brakes.
60. If Alex asks nicely help him with his car.
61. Get a USB->Serial connector.
62. Hand in Physics problems.
63. Put air in all tires.
64. Get wasted this weekend.
65. Leave tire marks in front of George's chinese neighbore lady.
66. Install CD changer in trunk.
67. Help Jordan remove engine.
68. Let Jordan borrow ridge rimmer, telescoping gauges, micrometer.
69. Check compression.
70. Tune with wideban A/F.
71. Give Alex a hard time.
72. Download porn at 300Kb/s
74. Get laid again.
75. Cruise down to miami.
76. Give bum fake $5 bill.
77. Laugh at bum.
78. Get dings out of hood and doors.
79. Buy Ultra 2006 tickets.
80. Make fun of spanish television.
81. Delete old porn to make space for new porn.
82. Sign up for summer and fall classes.
83. Clean out trunk.
84. Find all missing tools around my garage.
85. Sell or through out all parts I don't need anymore.
86. Help Jordan install new engine.
87. Laugh when Jordan's new engine doesn't work.
88. Give Jordan a ride somewhere.
89. Wow look at how high I can count.
90. Make arrangements to get a welder and other misc. tools from PR.
91. Bring Cobra from PR.
92. See how many people are going to the meet.
93. Key the doors of the losers not going to the meet.
94. Think of next item on list.
95. Check AAA card is valid.
96. Put tent in car just in case I have to sleep on the side of the road.
97. Put every tool and spare part possible to fit, in the trunk.
98. Get map and directions to meet.
99. Get a life.
100. Go to meet.

[j-dogg]

^^

[mimmp]

TO DO LIST:
1. Change struts
2. Do an alignment
3. Install Fuel Pump
...99. Get a life.
100. Go to meet.

Awful lot of things on here that are not Probe related. You need to get your priorities straight.

[shaodome]

Well if it doesn't work...your driving me!

[CrimSon_ReD]

First thing first is go out with funzie, jordan, hppwdn this weekend.
Get jordan a lapdance for finishing college.!

My To do list!: (My Car)

1: Install new Powdercoated VC's
2: Re-polish Intake Manifold
3: Re-Install Intake manifold
4: Put the engine back together
5: Sand Body Down
6: Do lambo Doors
7: Do Shaved doorlocks
8: Install Cross Drill Rotors
9: Install New brake Pads
10: Sand all my interior pieces
11: Repaint interior pieces
12: Sand blast extra engine parts
13: Bodycoat engine parts
14: Install tokico's
15: Install Test Pipe
16: Primer the whole car.
17: Redo the whole system
18: Detail the Engine Bay
19: Aquire New Tires - 235-35-19
20: Mount New Rims
21: Powercoat Everything including Funzie
22: Go to the meet!

Plus I gotta help Jordan with his ride, and Repaint Funzie's interior panels.
Give JC a hand, and Install Pgt1993's Black Headliner. Plus there is alot more yet to go.
So we shall see, I am figuring a few hours a day can do this!

[mimmp]

First thing first is go out with funzie, jordan, hppwdn this weekend.
Get jordan a lapdance for finishing college.!

My To do list!: (My Car)

1: Install new Powdercoated VC's
...22: Go to the meet!

Plus I gotta help Jordan with his ride, and Repaint Funzie's interior panels.
Give JC a hand, and Install Pgt1993's Black Headliner. Plus there is alot more yet to go.
So we shall see, I am figuring a few hours a day can do this!

Other than that "First thing" you have great priorities!

[its-exit]

To Do List:

1. Plant C4 bomb under Jordan's Love Bus.
2. Laugh Evily as they drive North.
3. Push the button.
4. Watch the fireworks.
5. Wonder why i can't fix my car anymore.
6: Get anal sex in my poop hole every chance I can!

[CrimSon_ReD]

Do the HEi mod and get a coil dammit!

[funzie]

I can cross out #63

[PGT1993]

# 74 might be kinda though to complete by the 14th man.

[shaodome]

Alex....such a hater...and since when could you ever fix your car on your own???? Why aren't you going? U can always ride in the bus with us...there is room.