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    Beware of the Exit

    Nobody under any circumstance should let the Exit attempt to approach the engine bay of their vehicle

    So far on the probe:

    1. Fuel leak caused by using the wrong type of fuel hose at the gas tank and not pushing the hose on all the way.

    2. Horrible transmission swap (not his fault, but his shop did it...I hope they burn, btw)

    3. The whole not starting thing...I think the cause might be related to the distributor being in BACKWARDS!!!!!
    I believe in moderation and that includes moderation.
    92 Lexus SC300 - 780whp/700tq 36+ psi
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  • #2
    I would really like to know who welded that transmission. Also I love the mismatched bolts everywhere, I know that wasn't alex because he didn't do the second tranny swap.

    I can add to the list too.

    4. IAC not working because the hose was taped up.

    5. No key for tire nuts.

    6. Gay german porn magazines under spare tire.
    270whp - 251tq

    $mycar = driving(FALSE, TRUE);
    function driving($filter, $turbo) { if(!$filter && $turbo) { return TRUE; } else { return FALSE; } }

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    • #3
      Ha, ha, ha!
      I'm ok with 1 - 5 but #6 it's just wrong.
      And I was thinking to get that car.
      my email is NOT working and needs to be fixed ASAP

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      • #4
        Indeed after checking out the car I noticed...

        1: Alex you left your penis enlargement pump in the trunk.
        2: You mistaken the used rubber in the glove compartment for chewing gum.
        3: You need to stop picking your nose and wiping it on the headliner.

        The love bus is back on the road again!!!
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        Last edited by CrimSon_ReD; August 6, 2005, 05:48 PM.
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        • #5
          Its okay

          Im faster
          SFLPoc & Moc

          2001 Camaro SS - 12.8@110mph (Intake & Exhaust Only)
          2007 Cadillac CTS - 15.4@91mph (Bone stock)
          1995 Probe GT SOLD


          The effort you put in will eventually reflect in what you get back...almost always.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by its-exit
            Its okay

            Im faster

            Yeah but we know the only reason you bought a maro was because you weren't man enough to handle the probe scene with your lack of mechanical experience. Its okay that girl had to change your sparkplugs!

            So instead you bought a maro as an extension of your penis.

            It may be quick, but its still too much car for a mere boy!.
            Its funny though that it looks like you are borrowing your daddy's car.

            Cant wait to see you run at moroso!
            Last edited by CrimSon_ReD; August 6, 2005, 09:37 PM.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by CrimSon_ReD
              Cant wait to see you run at moroso!

              You and I both....

              Your all just hating cuz i will smoke even the fastest Probe you guys have.

              BRING IT.... I will whore you all..... BITCHES...
              SFLPoc & Moc

              2001 Camaro SS - 12.8@110mph (Intake & Exhaust Only)
              2007 Cadillac CTS - 15.4@91mph (Bone stock)
              1995 Probe GT SOLD


              The effort you put in will eventually reflect in what you get back...almost always.

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              • #8
                With the slightly cooler air tonight, I spun all of 2nd and most of 3rd tonight @ 5.5 psi

                EDIT: Oh wait...you said Probe
                Last edited by shaodome; August 6, 2005, 10:50 PM.
                I believe in moderation and that includes moderation.
                92 Lexus SC300 - 780whp/700tq 36+ psi

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                • #9
                  I will murder you on my Schwinn Sting-Ray

                  If that Camaro SS is an extension of his penile girth then I must be hung like 3 horses
                  Last edited by j-dogg; August 6, 2005, 10:42 PM.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by its-exit
                    Your all just hating cuz i will smoke even the fastest Probe you guys have.

                    BRING IT.... I will whore you all..... BITCHES...
                    Started growing out your mullet yet? Also, I'm pretty sure Shaodome should be able to at least hang with you. I ought to be able to hang with stock LT1's by the end of the year... LS1's if I'm lucky.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by shaodome
                      EDIT: Oh wait...you said Probe
                      Maybe we'll just throw all the turbo stuff on Red Probe and beat Alex with his own car.

                      Goldmember might be rockin boost style before you know it. Then it's gonna be a sad day in redneckville for Exit. Almost the same WHP and a 1000lb advantage doesn't look good for "maro." Or I could always just go get a GTO and have a permanent view of the SS in my rear view.

                      92 MX3 Turbo ($100 junkyard KLG4) 11.904 @ 124.3mph, 14psi, DOT approved Hoosier drags, pump gas.
                      HIN/NOPI Supershow Class Winner - Miami 2010 - Street-Sport Compact-Mazda
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by hppwdn
                        Maybe we'll just throw all the turbo stuff on Red Probe and beat Alex with his own car.

                        Goldmember might be rockin boost style before you know it. Then it's gonna be a sad day in redneckville for Exit. Almost the same WHP and a 1000lb advantage doesn't look good for "maro." Or I could always just go get a GTO and have a permanent view of the SS in my rear view.
                        All i ever see from you people is

                        "yada yada yada"....... "alex is soooo gay yada yada yada"

                        RACE WATCHA BRUNG.... I AM READY... (and for christ sake bring your own ride)

                        Thats all i have to say...

                        The only person that can talk shit right now.... is JORDAN... because he acctually has something that "might" keep up or beat me....

                        And I've got some bad news for him....... Today..... I baught a K&N Drop In Filter!!!!! FEAR BITCHES!!!!^*$*%
                        SFLPoc & Moc

                        2001 Camaro SS - 12.8@110mph (Intake & Exhaust Only)
                        2007 Cadillac CTS - 15.4@91mph (Bone stock)
                        1995 Probe GT SOLD


                        The effort you put in will eventually reflect in what you get back...almost always.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by its-exit
                          I baught a K&N Drop In Filter!!!!! FEAR BITCHES!!!!^*$*%
                          If you are gonna install it yourself, im gamed, i'll race you as soon as its install, haha,

                          This message was brough to you by the love bus




                          I just wanted to put this one in ->
                          270whp - 251tq

                          $mycar = driving(FALSE, TRUE);
                          function driving($filter, $turbo) { if(!$filter && $turbo) { return TRUE; } else { return FALSE; } }

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by funzie
                            I just wanted to put this one in ->

                            Of course you did..... Representing the homo pride of yours
                            SFLPoc & Moc

                            2001 Camaro SS - 12.8@110mph (Intake & Exhaust Only)
                            2007 Cadillac CTS - 15.4@91mph (Bone stock)
                            1995 Probe GT SOLD


                            The effort you put in will eventually reflect in what you get back...almost always.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by its-exit
                              All i ever see from you people is

                              "yada yada yada"....... "alex is soooo gay yada yada yada"

                              RACE WATCHA BRUNG.... I AM READY... (and for christ sake bring your own ride)

                              Thats all i have to say...

                              The only person that can talk shit right now.... is JORDAN... because he acctually has something that "might" keep up or beat me....

                              And I've got some bad news for him....... Today..... I baught a K&N Drop In Filter!!!!! FEAR BITCHES!!!!^*$*%
                              You know alex just because you got a whiteboy um I mean nice car doesnt make you look cool or become cooler in our books. You are still that same virgin, pimplefaced dork we all know, but now with a cool car mommy had to buy you! (Audi S4 - Chuckle)

                              And BTW it's spelled "bought" not baught!
                              Last edited by CrimSon_ReD; August 8, 2005, 08:24 AM.
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